{"product_id":"funny-christmas-jumper-festive-as-sweatshirt","title":"Festive As F**k Jumper | Funny \u0026 Cheeky Women's Christmas Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady to skip the wholesome holiday pleasantries and get straight to the Christmas spirit? \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eOur \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"116\"\u003eFestive As Fuck\u003c\/i\u003e jumper is the ultimate cheeky holiday wardrobe upgrade for women who like their Christmas party season served with a side of prosecco and prose!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\" id=\"p-rc_f2302b6930f2dde6-92\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"2,0\"\u003eFeaturing elegant white line-art illustrations of hands raising wine and champagne glasses amidst sparkling stars, this funny Christmas sweatshirt strikes the perfect balance between chic minimalist design and delightfully rude holiday humour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"2,1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003eMade from a soft, lightweight cotton blend with a relaxed crew neck fit, it’s ideal for winter pub crawls, office Christmas parties, or cozying up with a glass of fizz on Christmas Eve.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE GUIDE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/9650\/8655\/files\/adults-christmas-sweatshirt-size-chart_1024x1024.png?v=1785955387\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"314\" height=\"314\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to Order\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach jumper is printed especially for you, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eplease double-check the measurements - if unsure, we recommend comparing with a favourite top for the best fit.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e*\u003cem\u003eSweatshirt colour\/shade may vary to examples shown.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Product Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"486\" data-start=\"417\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0,0\"\u003eWhite line-art hands clinking wine and champagne glasses paired with bold \"Festive As F*ck\" typography\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0,1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript embedded\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0,2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"556\" data-start=\"489\"\u003eStylish script and minimal line art for a classy-meets-sassy vibe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"617\" data-start=\"559\"\u003eSoft cotton-blend fleece – cosy, breathable, and durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"674\" data-start=\"620\"\u003eRibbed cuffs, hem, and neckline for a flattering fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"731\" data-start=\"677\"\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong data-end=\"699\" data-start=\"690\"\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong data-end=\"709\" data-start=\"701\"\u003eNavy\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eRed \u003c\/strong\u003eand \u003cstrong data-end=\"729\" data-start=\"715\"\u003eDark Green\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"790\" data-start=\"734\"\u003eSizes from \u003cstrong data-end=\"761\" data-start=\"745\"\u003eSmall to 5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e – inclusive, unisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"837\" data-start=\"793\"\u003ePrinted in the UK \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"912\" data-start=\"840\"\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"941\" data-start=\"919\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"941\" data-start=\"926\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1008\" data-start=\"945\"\u003eFor guy's \u0026amp; 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