{"product_id":"unisex-adults-funny-christmas-wanker-sweatshirt","title":"Adults “Christmas Wanker” Funny Christmas Sweatshirt – Novelty Festive Jumper","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBring bold humour to the holiday season with our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"310\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e“Christmas Wanker” Funny Festive Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e 🎅🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"319\" data-end=\"543\"\u003ePerfect for those who love a bit of cheeky banter, this eye-catching Christmas jumper features a bright red bauble graphic with a playful slogan that’s guaranteed to get laughs at parties, pub nights, and festive gatherings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/9650\/8655\/files\/flat-lay-navy-christmas-wanker-red-bauble-sweatshirt_1024x1024.png?v=1769710420\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"425\" height=\"425\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eMade from a soft, cosy cotton-blend fabric, this sweatshirt keeps you warm while making a statement. 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float: none; display: block;\" width=\"425\" height=\"721\"\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou may also like\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca title=\"Christmas Wanker Funny Adult Christmas T-Shirt (S-4XL)\" href=\"https:\/\/peachyfinders.com\/products\/christmas-wanker-funny-christmas-tshirt\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/9650\/8655\/files\/man-wears-christmas-wanker-t-shirt-festive-lifestyle_480x480.png?v=1769965690\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\" width=\"182\" height=\"182\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eManufacturers and Product Safety Information\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e (Northern Ireland)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eManufacturers and Product safety information: \u003cbr\u003eResponsible Supplier Name: Norty B.V. \u003cbr\u003eRegistered Address EU: Norty B.V. 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