• Navy blue festive jumper featuring white script lettering reading Festive As Fuck surrounded by sparkling wine glasses and stars.
  • A smiling woman with curly hair wearing a red crewneck sweatshirt with a white graphic that reads 'Festive AS FUCK!' and simple line drawings of wine glasses and champagne flutes. The background shows a softly blurred Christmas tree with warm lights.
  • A dark green crewneck sweatshirt with a white graphic print on the front that reads 'Festive AS FUCK!' with line drawings of wine and champagne glasses and stars.
  • Flat lay of a black Christmas jumper featuring white line-art graphics of hands holding wine and champagne glasses with the text Festive As Fuck.
  • Dark green Christmas sweatshirt laid flat, printed with white cursive typography reading Festive As Fuck and line art of clinking wine glasses
  • Bright red adult crew neck Christmas sweatshirt displayed flat, featuring white line-art illustrations of drinks toast with the phrase Festive As Fuck.
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Festive As F**k Jumper | Funny & Cheeky Women's Christmas Sweatshirt

80% Cotton, 20% Polyester

£20.99 GBP
£20.99 GBP
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Ready to skip the wholesome holiday pleasantries and get straight to the Christmas spirit?

Our Festive As Fuck jumper is the ultimate cheeky holiday wardrobe upgrade for women who like their Christmas party season served with a side of prosecco and prose!

Featuring elegant white line-art illustrations of hands raising wine and champagne glasses amidst sparkling stars, this funny Christmas sweatshirt strikes the perfect balance between chic minimalist design and delightfully rude holiday humour.

Made from a soft, lightweight cotton blend with a relaxed crew neck fit, it’s ideal for winter pub crawls, office Christmas parties, or cozying up with a glass of fizz on Christmas Eve

SIZE GUIDE:

✨ Printed to Order
Each jumper is printed especially for you, please double-check the measurements - if unsure, we recommend comparing with a favourite top for the best fit.

*Sweatshirt colour/shade may vary to examples shown.

Key Product Features:

  • White line-art hands clinking wine and champagne glasses paired with bold "Festive As F*ck" typography
  • Stylish script and minimal line art for a classy-meets-sassy vibe
  • Soft cotton-blend fleece – cosy, breathable, and durable
  • Ribbed cuffs, hem, and neckline for a flattering fit
  • Available in Black, Navy, Red and Dark Green
  • Sizes from Small to 5XL – inclusive, unisex sizing
  • Printed in the UK 
  • Machine washable

Perfect For:

  • For guy's & gal's who love a hilarious, adult-humour Christmas jumper alternative
  • Festive pub crawls, secret Santa gatherings, bottomless brunches, and Christmas party nights out.
  • Party hosts, wine lovers, and queens of festive cheer
  • Gift for best friends, sisters, or coworkers who love a glass of wine and a good laugh
  • Matching with your sassiest friends

    Sip, Slay, and Stay Festive - Shop the Jumper That Says It All


    Manufacturers and Product Safety Information (Northern Ireland)

    Manufacturers and Product safety information: 
    Responsible Supplier Name: Norty B.V. 
    Registered Address EU: Norty B.V. Kingsfordweg 151, 1043 GR Amsterdam, The Netherlands 
    Email: info@norty.com
    Manufacturer code: AWDis Just Hoods - JH030
    Wash with similar colours at 30°. Do not bleach. Tumble dry at a low temperature. Iron at a low temperature. Do not dry clean.
    The Festive As F**k Jumper | Funny & Cheeky Women's Christmas Sweatshirt is the product you didn't think you need, but once you have it, something you won't want to live without.

    Inventory Last Updated: Oct 06, 2026