Men's “Bike Wanker” Funny Cycling T-Shirt | S - 4XL

Know someone who won’t stop talking about gears, gradients and Garmin stats? Give the cyclist in your life a proper laugh with our men’s “Bike Wanker” T-shirt. This cheeky tee is made for the guy who lives in Lycra, binges the Tour on TV and insists every Sunday ride is “just an easy spin”.

Soft, comfortable and brilliantly tongue-in-cheek, it’s perfect for lounging at home, post-ride pub trips or throwing on with jeans when he’s off the bike but still wants everyone to know he’s a rider at heart. It’s the kind of gift you only buy for someone you know really well – playful, irreverent and guaranteed to raise a smirk.

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Key Product Features

• Humorous cycling-themed T-shirt for men
• Bold white cyclist silhouette with “Bike Wanker” slogan
• Available in navy and black
• Sizes S – 4XL (classic regular fit)
• 100% semi-combed, ring-spun cotton – soft and breathable
• Short sleeves with crew neck
• Ribbed elastane collar with reinforcing neck tape for extra comfort
• High-quality print, designed and printed in London, UK

Perfect For

• Cyclists who don’t take themselves too seriously
• Funny birthday or Christmas gifts for bike-obsessed friends and partners
• Secret Santa or stag-do joke presents
• Wearing at home, post-ride, or on casual days out
• Anyone who spends more time talking about watts and KOMs than anything else