• Black t-shirt with a red ornament graphic and 'Christmas Wanker' text on a white background
  • Adult black Christmas Wanker T-shirt with a red bauble design displayed on a wooden hanger.
  • A man wearing a black t-shirt with a red Christmas ornament graphic that reads 'CHRISTMAS WANKER' in white text, shown against a light gray background.
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Christmas Wanker Funny Adult Christmas T-Shirt (S-4XL)

£12.99 GBP
£12.99 GBP
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Bring the banter to the baubles this festive season!

This bold and cheeky “Christmas Wanker” t-shirt is made for the person who lives for Christmas jokes, pub humour, and making the whole room laugh. Whether it’s the work Christmas do, family dinner, or a chaotic house party, this tee guarantees attention (and probably a few gasps).

Man wearing a black t-shirt with 'Christmas Wanker' design, holding a glass of wine, in a festive setting.

Printed on a comfortable, high-quality cotton tee, the big red festive bauble design adds a playful Christmas twist to a design that’s definitely not for the shy and retiring type.

Perfect for lads, dads, uncles, mates, or anyone who loves a bit of festive mischief.

SIZE GUIDE:

✨ Printed to Order
Each t-shirt is printed especially for you, and we do not hold pre-printed stock. Please check the measurements before ordering; if you’re unsure, compare them with a favourite t-shirt for the best fit.

      Print size is scaled to suit each t-shirt size and may vary slightly from the examples shown.

        Key Product Features:

        • Designed for adults
        • Soft, breathable cotton for everyday comfort
        • Easy layering under hoodies or jackets
        • Unisex fit - perfect for all genders, sizes S-4XL available
        • Machine washable
        • Printed in the UK 

        Perfect For:

        • Christmas parties
        • Work Christmas do outfits
        • Pub nights in December
        • Funny Secret Santa gifts
        • Gag gifts for friends
        • Stocking fillers
        • Cheeky festive family gatherings
        • Christmas Eve celebrations
        • People who love bold humour

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        Manufacturers and Product Safety Information (Northern Ireland)

        Responsible Supplier Name: BELLA + CANVAS
        Registered Address EU: VOS LOGISTICS, WAALKADE 12, 5347KS OSS, THE NETHERLANDS
        Email: sales.Eu@bellacanvas.com
        Manufacturer Code: 3001
        Machine wash warm, inside out with like colours. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry low, medium/hot iron. Do not iron print.
        The Christmas Wanker Funny Adult Christmas T-Shirt (S-4XL) is a sensational customer favorite, and we hope you like it just as much.

        Inventory Last Updated: Oct 02, 2026