Adults “Christmas Wanker” Funny Christmas Sweatshirt – Novelty Festive Jumper

Bring bold humour to the holiday season with our “Christmas Wanker” Funny Festive Sweatshirt 

Perfect for those who love a bit of cheeky banter, this eye-catching Christmas jumper features a bright red bauble graphic with a playful slogan that’s guaranteed to get laughs at parties, pub nights, and festive gatherings.

Made from a soft, cosy cotton-blend fabric, this sweatshirt keeps you warm while making a statement. Whether you’re buying it as a joke gift or wearing it yourself to be the life of the party, this fun festive jumper is all about spreading laughs (and maybe a little mischief).

 SIZE GUIDE:

✨ Printed to Order
Each sweatshirt is printed especially for you, and we do not hold pre-printed stock. Please check the measurements before ordering; if you’re unsure, compare them with a favourite sweatshirt for the best fit.

Print size is scaled to suit each sweatshirt size and may vary slightly from the examples shown.

Key Product Features:

• Classic crew neck sweatshirt
• Available in black or navy
• Soft fleece interior
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester
• Ribbed cuffs, hem, and neckline for a secure and comfy fit
• Sizes: Small – 5XL
• Lightweight warmth - ideal for layering or standalone wear
• Machine washable
• Printed in London, UK

Perfect For:

• Christmas parties
• Pub crawls & festive nights out
• Secret Santa gifts
• Funny family gatherings
• Novelty Christmas outfits
• Gag gifts for friends with a sense of humour

 

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Manufacturers and Product Safety Information (Northern Ireland)

Manufacturers and Product safety information: 
Responsible Supplier Name: Norty B.V. 
Registered Address EU: Norty B.V. Kingsfordweg 151, 1043 GR Amsterdam, The Netherlands 
Email: info@norty.com
Manufacturer code: AWDis Just Hoods - JH030

Wash with similar colours at 30°. Do not bleach. Tumble dry at a low temperature. Iron at a low temperature. Do not dry clean.